Who likes lawyers or attorneys

These days the jokes about lawyers are as numerous as jokes about blonds. People hate lawyers but lawyers are still here.. Chicago and Florida appear to have a corner on lawyers followed closely by California, Texas, and Arizona.

To me the worst thing about lawyers is that one lawyer cannot do everything.. They all specialize in some particular area like DUI, criminal, taxes, property etc. All that means is more attorneys then we will ever be able to support.

Personal injury lawyers are lawyers that make a huge amount of money if you do something stupid. Most often if you do something stupid you can blame someone else for it and with a good personal injury lawyer you can both get rich. You might need a personal injury attorneys chicago for sueing someone if you dump hot coffee in your lap and burn yourself. Or if you do something stupid like eat contact cement you might be able to find a chicago personal injury lawyer to sue the maker of the contact cement because he failed to warn you that contact cement should never be eaten.

The other big market for attorneys is the criminal attorney. You can get one of these gems if you are really stupid and have chosen a profession of crime. See eventually in such a profession of crime you will eventually be caught and thrown in jail, if you are lucky. You may also get shot by a homeowner in which case if you survive you can sue him as well. If you dont survive your burglury or murder attempt then your family can also sue your intended victim for pretty much anything. Regardless of your criminal pursuits you can usually sue for something or at least get a get out of jail free card if you have the right attorney. Houston is a good place for attorneys. If you mess up your bank robbery in Houston you can always get a Houston criminal lawyer. California criminal defense lawyers are nearly as good, with San Diego criminal lawyers some of the busiest in the country.